Name's Wyatt. Made this blog just for the hell of it. Just random shit that i like, or find interesting or just plain epic. Like it or not, that's up to you and not my problem. Peace out

 

fuckedupdotcom:

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

wow fuck both of you.

rennoc92:

volunt-spei:

iwantasnack:

taengthehero:

The water bottle sold me. Very nice touch.


WHAT IS THIS MY BRAIN DOES NOT COMPREHEND IT.

Turn your head sideways.

rennoc92:

volunt-spei:

iwantasnack:

taengthehero:

The water bottle sold me. Very nice touch.

WHAT IS THIS MY BRAIN DOES NOT COMPREHEND IT.

Turn your head sideways.

(Source: yepperoni)